drinkin' the paint

Becoming intoxicated. To describe someone who has been drinking alcohol.

"What's wrong with Bo?"
"Yeah, I don't know, it looks like someone's been drinkin' the paint!"

by Ali Mir May 11, 2006

speed painting

Speed painting is a technique used by digital artists when wanting to make a painting in under 4 hours. The painting, often looking blocky, actually comes out quite detailed despite this. Speed painting is normally landscapes and concept art.

"Practicing speed painting, done in around an hour, wacom tablet and photoshop."

by Tehilah December 12, 2006

Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

by Greg October 7, 2004

paint a rembrandt

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Step In The Paint

Calling someone out to fight. Derives from coming into the area under the rim of a basketball court and recieving a hard foul.

Daniel told Johntray "Step in the paint".

by Big Bruiser December 19, 2010

Painted the Cadillac

Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.

I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.

by habanjero July 10, 2021