That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

Puttentooter

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.

Your puttentooter is stinky

by T Rizzo April 6, 2008

puttin' sauce on it

To add on to or embellish, an already crazy situation or story.

Guy 1: And the lady thanked me and gave me some money and whispered if I wanted some other favors too!

Guy 2: Quit puttin' sauce on it you know that didn't happen!

by BRonin357 April 4, 2009

Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker

woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

by countmonster May 17, 2009

word putty

1. Verbal filler.

2. A word or phrase without meaning used to indicate that the end of the sentence has not yet been reached.

3. Evidence someone is talking faster than they are thinking.

"So um, in terms of the, like, household chores, as you know, it's about, well, fully your turn, I think, as they say, to, ah, wash the dishes, so to speak. Know what I mean?"
"Cut the word putty and tell me what you want!"

Expert analysis later revealed more than half the professors lecture was word putty.

"Her rant was fully random - all word putty, but no window!"

by gillfish February 22, 2009

puttanata

In italian, bullshit, big unbelievable lie; or huge mistake, wrong thing.
The word comes from puttana, but it is not clear the relationship between the meaning of puttana and the common use of "puttanata".

A: Sai che so saltare 57 metri?
B: Che puttanata!
A: Do you know I can jump over 57 meters?
B: What a bullshit!

A: Ho fatto una puttanata: ho tradito mia moglie con la sua migliore amica.
B: I did a mistake: I betrayed my wife with her best friend!

by jeropot January 30, 2009

putting your tail between your legs

Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself

You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.

by Charlene2008 April 20, 2008