When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
1.) Taking a girl out and spending money on her in hopes of getting some and you get nothing...
2.) another term for jerkin off
2.) another term for jerkin off
by bulldog812 May 01, 2012
Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Conversation:
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
by JammBouty May 31, 2011
When a women is dating a controlling douche bag and he literally has to give her permission to do anything. Such as talk to her own mother, listen to music, wear certain clothing, answering her phone, etc.
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When you say you have to bring in the groceries and you’ll be back soon, but it ends up taking you an hour
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