I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...
Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Get the We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEnmug. When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.
Another word for "you suck".
Another word for "you suck".
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
Get the witless protection programmug. by We said no December 23, 2018
Get the Blackpool & Fylde Protection Campmug. Marketing-speak for a chronic oil leak on your automobile - generally one that takes more effort to fix than the car is worth. Comes standard on most General Motors products since the early 60s, as well as Saab 900 series.
Click: Dude have you seen that grease spot on your inner fender?
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.
by Buick Roadmaster June 5, 2011
Get the active undercarriage rust protectionmug. 
Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
Get the Protect yourself at all timesmug. Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.
That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!
by not the real raspy June 16, 2016
Get the Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffballmug.