Procrasturbating

Wanting to jerk off/masturbate, but continuously putting it off
"Oh man my dick really hurts"

"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."

"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately
by Scrub Nation February 03, 2011
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procrasturbation

Excessive procrastination and/or the act of enjoying putting off your work to an abnormal degree.
Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.
by Louella Pruitt March 09, 2009
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Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.
I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.
by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 14, 2010
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Cybernetic Procrasturbation

Willful and enjoyable procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).
"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on time!"

"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."
by Noodl3Ninja October 24, 2020
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.
Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.
by Muff Garbage October 19, 2010
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Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!
by Fameless April 24, 2017
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