press the flesh

To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.

It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

The sandwich press

During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

Hydraulic Press

A machiene used to crush grapes known as Kokichi Oma.

"The person under the Hydraulic Press Is, Kokichi Oma!"

by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022

morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding

The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

hold the press

Wait a second, wait a minute, stop. To ask someone to stop talking so they can process it before continuing the conversation.

Lina: So I saw him putting on my lip balm and....

Grace: what?!! Hold the press!! He uses your lip balm???!!

Lina: yesh.. Turns out his lips was chapped!!

Grace: oh okay... I thought..

by Talkanything February 20, 2014

Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.

Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!

by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021

Jute Press

A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.

The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.

Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.

Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.

by First Academy March 7, 2011