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A potato

The greatest girlfriend you could ever have. Usually associated with the name Alayna. A potato is cute, a funny person with a great personality. 😊
Alayna is a potato. She is just great and i am so happy to have her in my life
by Maryloppinsyall November 12, 2018
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Potatoe

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.
"Wow bro your girl is such a potatoe"
by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017
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the potato

the act of a man covering his wang with his sack.
anybody want the potato
by taten August 3, 2007
mugGet the the potatomug.

Potato

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.

You weirdo...
eat my potato
by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
by dablackfox March 27, 2015
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Potato

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022
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Potato

A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...
Boy 1: god that potato is finnnneee
Boy 2: I'd hit that potato in all the different ways
by Potato:))))) April 10, 2017
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