Posiedon

1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase

2. the greek god of the ocean

3. the god t-pain wants to look at him

4. michael phelps

POSIEDON, look at me, yeah

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009

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poseido

A term used to describe an ugly gay male, originally at the beach, but now anywhere, and is used by gay males. It originates from the term Poseidon, one of the God's from Greek mythology. A person can only be a poseido if they are sweaty or greasy, but being both is acceptable.

It can also be a verb used by men who hook up with a poseido. Either you've been poseidoed, poseido'd, pozeido'ed, etc. If you believe yourself to be greasy you can be a poseido as well.

Daintey: "Haha you've been poseido'd!"
Locien: "Shut up dude, I was drunk!"
Wyrmy: "I'm totally a poseido, but I hooked up with Locien."

by Llanthyl May 4, 2006

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Posiedon's ball duty

The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation

Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...

by John Dictionary January 20, 2019

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Poseidons Revenge

When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.

(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.

(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.

by d-blip April 7, 2008

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