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poseido

A term used to describe an ugly gay male, originally at the beach, but now anywhere, and is used by gay males. It originates from the term Poseidon, one of the God's from Greek mythology. A person can only be a poseido if they are sweaty or greasy, but being both is acceptable.

It can also be a verb used by men who hook up with a poseido. Either you've been poseidoed, poseido'd, pozeido'ed, etc. If you believe yourself to be greasy you can be a poseido as well.
Daintey: "Haha you've been poseido'd!"
Locien: "Shut up dude, I was drunk!"
Wyrmy: "I'm totally a poseido, but I hooked up with Locien."
by Llanthyl May 4, 2006
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Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.
Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.
by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012
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Poseidons Kiss

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.
Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss
by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019
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Poseidon's Sacrifice

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.
I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.
by TheMadHead May 9, 2018
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Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
by Fucious March 12, 2015
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Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
by Dickbutt July 13, 2012
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posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017
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