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PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023
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Pornhub

teehehehehe ur so funny for looking this up in the middle of 6th-grade health class. Go back to looking at the parts of the penis
Dude it would be so freaking funny if you looked up pornhub.
by anonomous1115 March 30, 2023
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Pornhub

where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years
PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
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A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross
At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO
by EMD F59PHI July 6, 2024
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A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024
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#pornhub #masturbation
by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020
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A very holy and beautiful site that basically like heaven, it has the best kid-friendly videos!
GO TO THE HOLY SITE PORNHUB YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
by kamudai April 21, 2021
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