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Where niggas go to cure their depression
Jason: MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE

Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes

Jonathon: just use the hub

Jason: what’s the hub??

Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub

Jason: no

Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex

Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it

Jonathon: you can use it to jack off

Jason: BETTTTT
by Baby Germany May 4, 2020
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#pornhub #masturbation
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YouTube but you can post whatever you want as long as it is legal.
Yesterday I used PornHub instead of YouTube and I had a much better time. I didn’t even look at any porn!
by QwertyOne-Thirty September 19, 2020
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Good lord; Lets finalize this shit
1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

2. A childrens gaming site

3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.

4. Karen filter

5. What your school blocked.

6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)

7. Banned yt videos.

use a proxy lol beachball.live
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Here: Take some yummy cheezy piza

-Nate
by NateYT September 23, 2020
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a very fun site to watch with ur parents if ur horny
hey wanna watch pornhub im down
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the girl in the future that will 100% be seen on pornhub in the future and will probably be seen snorting coke off mens dicks for money
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Pornhubitis

The sudden action of casual conversation or moment to instant sexual urge/ being horny.

Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.
"Me and my friend we in a call watching a video and he started flirting with the other it was fucking weird."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."
by DoggoWithAGlocco January 27, 2024
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