colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

bear polar

An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.

Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.

Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR

by dj radness August 5, 2009

Polar Bear

Putting Icy Hot on your condom.

Reaction to being polar beared:

Girl: Oh yeah.......... oh yeah...ooooooooo.....o...........awwwwwwOOOOOHHHHHH......no.....no......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by AWOFF December 2, 2011

polar bear head

Blowjob with cold hands, and a lot of teeth.

"Dude, I'm never getting with that chick again. She gave some serious polar bear head.

by TheGruff February 26, 2014

Polar Bear

Anyone who operates on the extreme end of any spectrum.

I.e. far right or far left political views, feelings without logic, or vice-versa.

I’m surrounded by Polar Bears; we can’t even have a conversation about what’s really happening.

by Ferdie Birdie January 11, 2023

Polar bear

When a gay man defecates into a condom, and places it in the freezer before repeatedly penetrating his partner with it.

Kyle would you mind if i polar beared you tonight?

by Coldfart January 13, 2021