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pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.
"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."
by Diego September 4, 2003
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even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name
by katie April 17, 2005
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pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.
Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.
by blogger_08 January 21, 2006
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pissed like tika

The act of getting so furious, you'll kick babies, throw records, and scream obscenities at whoever comes near you. Possibly followed up by the "Tika Charge". Generally fueled by either copious amounts of Jagermeister and/or Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Wholly shit guy. She's totally pissed like Tika. You better get the fuck outta here before she goes postal on you.
by Random Raver May 1, 2008
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Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.
Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
by Krankëmz October 13, 2021
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Mc pissed

General frustration at any part of macdonalds service, food, or even the way food falls onto your carpet or crotch while arranging it after going through drivethrough.
*after ordering 6 mcnuggets and getting 4*

I'M Mc PISSED!!!

*a mcflurry falls into your crotch after taking it from the person, with nowhere solid to place it while you slowly roll down the alley towards traffic*

THIS IS MCPISSING ME OFF!
by Ryan_T January 5, 2009
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