Ploid

A rotten willy.

Ouch! I think my ploid might be causing my testicular torsion.

by johntypebeat March 30, 2021

Conversation plough

To plough on with a conversational monologue thats stopped interesting anyone anymore.
Usually realised when, having finished your point, you are met with a silent room and you have killed the conversation

Person :....so once Id edited the fstab I got it to recognise the DVD Drive!

*silence*

Person: Conversation plough?

Room: yeah.

by Agarag March 29, 2009

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

Plough and Ciao

the act of pulling someone, going back for sex, and then doing a runner and having no intention of seeing the other person again

"yeah i shagged that girl last night, gave her the old plough and ciao"

"so are you going to see her again?
no, it was strictly a plough and ciao"

by gezzard November 27, 2011

proud owner of the anitwitter discord

When you have sunk to the lowest point of existence

Mamidre: I am a proud owner of the anitwitter discord

by FormerOwnerOfautism October 30, 2017

Holy Proud Meat

Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.

"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."

by Adam Nass September 18, 2007

Plastic Plod

Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) in Uk.

Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs), aka Blunkett’s Bobbies, are apparently sick and tired of being referred to as “Plastic Plods.” Out of deference to their junior colleagues” sensitivities, I am told that proper coppers now refer to them as “Chimps”—Can’t Help In Most Policing Situations.

by guiri November 10, 2010