"Pitched a Tent"

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.

1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.

by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007

pitch a bitch

another way of saying someone is going to loose control and throw a fucking hissy fit

Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.

by Princess Bitch August 10, 2004

Perfect pitch

That rare case when you drop a deuce with such precision that when you wipe, the toilet paper comes away absolutely clean.

Oh, man! Last night i went to wipe but the paper came back clean... PERFECT PITCH BABY!

by Dconnor December 9, 2017

Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

Hershey Pitch

Being completely honest at the expense of your career, well-being, etc.

"Boy, Don Draper really fucked himself with that Hershey pitch!"

by TrenchWFB July 27, 2013

Baz Pitch

Baz is the cuttest, hottest and best character. I love him and u should too. He's been in love with Simon for 11 years, sharing room with him, he's so cuteeeeeeeeeeee. He's a vampire

Simon: he's so fucking smart, I don't know how I'm ever going to get the best of him!
Penelope: who are you talking about?
Simon: my boyfriend, Baz Pitch

by celiastjames November 21, 2021

Pitch-A-Bitch

1- When someone is throwing a temper tantrum.
2- A person that has a hard time controlling their anger.

(1) Why is Amy "pitching-a-bitch"? She caught her husband cheating with a man.
(2)Amy will always "pitch-a-bitch" when she gets mad or angry.

by Lee'RoyMeatback December 14, 2015