Pirate's Treasure

While fucking a skank in the ass, you strike a solid turd plug. Upon discovering this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "ARRRRGHHH!", like a pirate.

Last night sucked, man. I was ass-fucking your sister and hit Pirate's Treasure. That girl needs to eat more greens.

by CrackSabbath September 9, 2003

Pirate Code

Leaving people behind because they can't keep up.

She was pirate coded because she couldn't ski fast enough.

by SnwSkier36 February 9, 2009

data piñata

Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.

The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.

by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by BujuArena October 10, 2018

face pirate

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

by mark snider February 13, 2004

Moseley Leisure Pirate

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.

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by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010

milky pirate

a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.

Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.

by driscoll January 11, 2007