Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

anime perv

someone who is interested in looking at anime characters sexually. trust me, if u are

pls stay miles away from me

"I just watched an inappropriate anime episode!" "Ewww, yOur suCh aN anImE pErvVV!"

by YourLocalKpopFann April 18, 2023

Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

by Ginger09 January 22, 2017

caught in the perve

When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.

It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.

dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve

innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.

"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."

by allley December 14, 2012

Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.

Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!

by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010

bikini perv

A type of man who loves looking at womens bathing suits mostly bikini's hence the name bikini perv.

When John went for a swim he became a bikini perv who looked at all the bikini clad women.

by J Slasher July 4, 2017