Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".

"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

tommy pencil

A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.

Raechelle and Allison were making timelines and decided to use the tommy pencil anlong with reptar.

by Raechelle, Allison April 22, 2008

Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.

Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.

by Sneed213 November 10, 2014

sex pencil

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.

"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"

by realnzuum May 27, 2021

i'll lightly pencil you in

To pencil someone into a schedule but using a light amount of pressure. This way, as you know they will always cancel, when you erase, there is no visual indent of their name in your schedule.

Guy: sorry I keep cancelling on you, would you like to go to the cinema on Friday?

Girl: yes, I'll lightly pencil you in.
Guy cancels
Girl to friend: I am glad I only lightly penciled him in, as there is no indent to remind me that he cancelled AGAIN!

by Lightly pencilling January 4, 2014

God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

by p'kaw! July 5, 2014

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.

She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

by revvinkevin July 28, 2016