Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Parets

The man. The legend. The Band Director.
Delaware State Teacher of the Year 1987

Also known as P-Dog, or simply "P"

Student 1: Mr. Parets yelled at me and it was totally unfair!
Student 2: Weren't you drinking?
Student 1: ...Yeah.
Student 2: Exactly.
Student 1: Well, I guess I was being a dumbass. I actually should go thank him. He's just looking out for me, and making me a better person.

by Tiger March 5, 2005

Ellen Page

Tiny Canadian actress with a large forehead and the world's cheesiest smile who wears little tuxes. She is an outspoken lesbian feminist who writes geeky things on Twitter and loves to rename people's dogs. She's 27 but she's a total sweetheart and cuter than most 5 year olds. Best known for her roles in Hard Candy, Juno, Inception, and the X-Men franchise.

How does an Ellen Page manage being such a cute adult?!
You made a cheesy speech declaring you're a lesbian on Valentine's day? What an Ellen Page thing to do!

by El Kavo May 18, 2014

Pagter

A pagter is a rare specie, who is only found in Hadsten (Also known for being dramatically dank)

Oh man... Pagter is watching gay porn again!

by JohnnyMcKødsovs February 8, 2018

Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.

Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021

jellineck page

A hopelessly amateurish website, designed for a paying client. From Strangers with Candy's Geoffrey Jellineck, an art teacher whose work was absolutely terrible.

If they're such a big company, why do they still have that jellineck page?

by condour August 5, 2003

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

by That is not my job October 18, 2018