Ostriches

"Why are there so many Ostriches?": Originally said by Don Knotts on Family Guy, the term is used as an exclamation for not understanding stupid people. An Ostrich, for all intents and purposes, is not only a bird, but a person with no common or street sense, who will then lash out negatively towards a person who DOES have these qualities in thinking that they are smarter than them. (It is more fun and effective to say this phrase as similarly to Don Knotts as possible)

The customers on www.notalwaysright.com
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"

by ClassicJules August 3, 2010

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Ostra Natasza

Very nice, kind, sexy, beautiful, with big boobs girl

Sam:Wow, she is so pretty
Jacob:Yes she is Ostra Natasza

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Peeing Ostrich

A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.

"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"

"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"

by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010

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ostrowicz

Originally from Poland, this name shows beauty. pure beauty

That Hannah `Ostrowicz is a beaut

by gunn man January 10, 2011

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Ostrichhead

A fuzzy feeling or induced numbness in the mouth.

Mike had an intense, ostrichhead feeling after chewing an Advil Liqui-Gel for the first time.

by KC Masterpiece 225 February 14, 2012

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Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.

"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"

by Spastic llama September 27, 2015

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