ORBIG

An acronym for Only Retards Believe in God.

User #1: God is great!
User #2: ORBIG

by atheist12345 April 2, 2009

original twilight fans

People who read the book est.05 06 and 07, before a craze of fan girls intervened and pooped all over the books reputation, there are very little of us, and unlike every other annoying conformist, who probably has as much depth as a puddle, we actually loved the series and edward and jacob, NOT robert fucking pattinson and taylor dick lautner. we actually are very loyal and love it for what it is not the books popularity.

It's so ironic how when I was reading twilight I was taunted and asked why i was reading such an emo looking book, and how those same people who made fun of me for reading the book are the same ones who are drooling over it now, it's quite funny how that works.

original twilight fans > twilight noobs

by The original twilighter. November 12, 2009

Origami fat

A person so out of shape their body has several folds of fat on it.

"Oh man, I was at the beach the other and there was a woman who should not have being wearing a bikini."
"She was that fat huh?"
"Put it this way, the amount of folds that were on her you'd think she was making origami."
"Ah Origami fat, never a good thing.

by Paw Lee June 29, 2012

Origonal

The shape of your gaping mouth when you realize there's spelling mistake on the front page of your agenda.

Dude, you should have seen it. I went full origonal.

by loveasper September 13, 2018

an original hunter biden

When a man paints on the back of... a canvas. A canvas he paid, sometimes, $2,000 an hour after getting access to his dad's account. A canvas that, if anyone finds out about her, the man will have to call his secret Secret Service agent to fix. He's not supposed to have access to Secret Service, but his dad makes things happen (and I'm not talking about inappropriate showers with his daughter!) and the secret Secret Service agent fixed it. Also, the canvas is a prostitute and the man says, "Now that's what I call an original Hunter Biden".

And the AVN for gangbang of the year is, "An Original Hunter Biden"!!!!

by verymeaningful October 18, 2021

Ornig

a noun form of clean. different usage than cleanliness

Make an ornig out of this mess.

by Npard23 August 6, 2006

toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.

With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.

by nathan abbott August 8, 2005