Get the Ornithoscelidaphobia mug.A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.
John wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbital of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your boyfriend.
John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
by djsynergy September 9, 2009
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by therealarexlime January 31, 2019
Get the orbic mug.The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.
Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
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by TJPorter April 30, 2008
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by Teh Guy 44 December 9, 2008
Get the orbatious mug.Ombitorntoishtoneberine is a word used to describe someone or something. It means that someone/something is stupid and/or fucking ugly. It can also mean bum licker, bum eater or bum toucher.
"You're such an ombitorntoishtoneberine.." Carl said.
"Fuck off you damn bastard! I'm not!" Carl yelled back to himself because he's lonely and has no friends or anyone to insult him.
"Fuck off you damn bastard! I'm not!" Carl yelled back to himself because he's lonely and has no friends or anyone to insult him.
by Not an ombitorntoishtoneberine February 29, 2020
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