Magical Oats

A name given to females with big booty.

Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!

by Mazoku June 26, 2009

overnight oats

Having late night sexual intercourse.

Tom was in a happy mood this morning, he'd had his overnight oats.

by El Mattador October 7, 2016

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

oats

oats. As in slang for "Okay", "Word", and shit like that, mostly for agreeing with something strongly.

Other Slang Uses:

-Oatsin' (As in "Chillin")
-Oaties
-Fuckin Oats
-Goaties
-Toy Boaties
-Pass Noties
-And shit with oats in it

How do you like that Mr.C? Special FUCKING K, SCUMBAG.
Babe Ruth wasn't on the FUCKING serial box so don't jizz in your pants.

To Our GAY ASS FUCKING TEACHERS:

Gay Ass Teachers They All Fucking Suck So Much Cock Fuck Every Teacher Fuck You All FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK SHIT SUCKA FUCKING COCK MOTHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BREADSTICK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I FUCKING HATYE YOU ALL WE ALL FUCKING DO YOU GO FUCKING DIE EVEN MORE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIVES LOOKING SHIT UP ON URBANDICTIONARY LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT LOOK THIS ONE UP FAGGTS - OATS

Jake: Hey Mary Beth! Suck our fucking dongs you nasty fire crotch.

Randy: Oh shit that's fuckin' OATS!

by Randy + Jake July 5, 2007

Oats

Word meaning, "dumb ass mother fucker" and the word is also often oriented with theft of private property, from one's close friends.

Oats just robbed me blind!

by saj01 October 8, 2008

Oatsy

Oatsy- The name you call a guy who used to row for a sport but quit, and as a result is very arrogant about the fact he now has a life. When you call him Oatsy he doesn't actually like this name, but it serves him right because he is Oatsy.

Me-"Hi teddy how are you"
Teddy-"I'm not bad than...."
Me (interupting)-"Oats, Oats, Oats, Oats, Oatsy, Oatsy Oatsy"

by myrtle12345678987654321 March 11, 2018

Sprinkle oats

Taking a crap

Dude, i ate those burritos, now i need to sprinkle oats!!

by cuntakinta March 7, 2010