picks my ass

To intentionally irritate, or annoy.

My little brother rats on me for everything. He really picks my ass

by bobistheowl October 19, 2013

Dick in my ass

The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.

Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?

Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.

by SharkishaMicheleQuan November 3, 2016

bite my ass

Just another way tell someone to fuck off.

Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"

by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2016

negro in my ass

a term used for when a black man unexpectedly puts his penis in your asshole.

dude, this morning i woke up with a negro in my ass. i had to pry his huge dick out of my asshole with pliers, and ther was cum everywhere.

by faggotlicious February 22, 2009

fuck my ass

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.

your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.

by Ryan December 28, 2004

colonize my ass

Cumming inside someone's ass

Look at that hot guy over there. He can colonize my ass

by aussyj August 16, 2017

cis my ass

A famous retort by Immanuel Kant after being heckled during the biannual White Guy Standup Comedy Tour by a group of gender fluidians.

Privileged am I? Well then, cis my ass.

by Devbrook January 26, 2020