Obese Hunter

Any human or animal who has enough fat to take up at least three chairs at an airport.

"Whoa, check out that obese hunter."

by Rolodex Polk February 27, 2005

Mentally Obese

1) A term given to people who are very smart, and hold much knowledge.

2) A term given to people who only have food on their mind 24/7

1)Oh man, Sarah got another A+ on her calculus test, she is so mentally obese

2)John: Dude I´m dying for a cheaseburger.
Adam: Stop thinking about food! Your so Mentally Obese!

by gordura pura November 25, 2009

Mentally obese

Eating lots and always wanting food but not looking physically fat.

"Wow hes eaten 6 donuts and still eating more, hes mentally obese man.

by J.56 September 12, 2009

obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

Being obese

The act of one being rude in a manner or doing something stupid and obnoxious or "fat". This term can describe someone who is actually skinny or well managed. The person being accused of "Being obese" usually tends to do stupid stuff a lot and has a history of being obese.

person 1: Did you break my headset?
person 2: Yeah, why?
person 1: Stop being obese man you break everything.

by Moocowish July 6, 2011

obese pig

a great nickname for a friend or a nice insult

1. ''You're an obese pig''

2. person 1: that shit is ugly
person 2: you're ugly
person 1: leave obese pig

by suicidal meme lord March 18, 2016

obese narcissist

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.

Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.

by Chunkyspice October 26, 2022