Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

Num-Buk

Oh, he's the dude with a big dick, he's the owner of "Num-Buk Productions" he's also a PRO PKER!

Guy 1: Have you met Num-Buk? Guy 2: Yeah i hear he's got a 12 inch dick, isn't Um Run Nerd his bitch? Guy 1: Yeah lol.

by Num-Buk August 7, 2010

Reverse num num

When you use another living beings asshole as a food dispenser

yesterday i was in the Zoo and i saw two elephants do the reverse num num

by GertForkert69 November 27, 2021

Num nums

The slang word for boobs

I would really like to try your num nums

by Wicked1967 March 11, 2020

Num Spit

A word created by someone called "McKFC Gaming". It is the spit that comes out of ur mum ass when u hav nut. Some synoyms are: Litty Titty, Niggasuck, zUcC jOoSe

oi cunt, can ya see that spastic bombasium? he looks he just swallowed some num spit

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018