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Charlie's a right nonce.

yeah, absolute pifter him.
by wangwanpifting November 24, 2019
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Nonce Hunter

Someone who scavenges the worlds for dirty paedophiles
"Stacy saw a nonce hunter last week in the woods"
by Dirty Bobby Ewell January 19, 2020
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Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to children, a paedophile. These people will often try to engage in sexual activity with minors.
Justin: Yo, have you heard that Jack Lennon is trying to hit on Jess again?
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce
by FirePhoenix511 April 18, 2020
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Noncey

A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse
Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey
by CaliManDan January 1, 2021
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Matt Nonced

to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.
"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009
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Noncewatch

An online UK campaign, designed with the aim of encouraging indescriminate harassment of sex offenders and anyone seen by the ignorant as pandering to or vaguely representing them.

Redwatch, it's mother site operates in exactly the same way, but it's aiding of violence and intimidation is directed towards the political left.

Red/Noncewatch operates outside of UK law, mainly against those who act within it. If it's not anyone's buisness, watch out; they'll make it their own.
Think twice about having sex with consenting 15 year old boys, or speaking out for those who do. After the hell of prison, your photo may very well be published by Noncewatch and viewed by thousands of slapheaded savages.

Noncewatch is a website that promotes and incites terrorism.
by Dogu September 18, 2006
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Nonce

A merciless child molester who grooms kids before bringing them into their van for some juicy jaw breakers
Poor Sofia. Went into big fat strokin nonce Peter Brown’s van and now she’s gonna get her gag reflex checked
by Wagwan 619 November 23, 2018
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