nobody

Nobody is who people say would do something. This is usually said right after someone does the very deed, frequently to that person's face.

Nobody calls me a nobody!

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

Nobody

Also known as "the third option" Was no one until he met his bestie coco. Asked for five thirty bombs and a can of skoal straight for Christmas and his birthday. Puts anything to do with money into terms of thirty bombs. "That suit cost 5 thirty bombs." Considers the St. Louis Cardinals orgasmic. Had a nine week hook up streak until he met a Commie. Loves Mustasha. Needs to learn how to accept compliments better. Its actually good looking even though he is a Nobody and drives a Nobody mobile.

"Oh. My. God. I cant believe i cheated on my boyfriend!! *sobs uncontrollably"
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."

by Freddy Mora April 18, 2009

The light is on but nobody is home

A common phrase used to refer to someone who's perception is very, very slow. An imbacil for example. Someone who just can't understand.

A: Excuse me, what time is it?
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!

by wandman September 1, 2005

Tomorrow's Nobodies

quite possibly the funniest website ever created. full of black jokes and bad inuendos.

white kid-"im colored"
black guy walks up n slaps the white kid
black guy-"stupid ass honky"

Tomorrow's Nobodies kick ass

by schmiggittybop July 31, 2008

Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

by Senorken May 3, 2022

regular nobody

A population which is always the majority. Nothing special, not famous, not rich, not wealthy, not powerful, not a big shot, not a celebrity, not the president, never the leader but always a follower. Just a person that would believe anything they're told and accept the shittier jobs so the government can stay well above and beyond while your just a regular nothing worthless nobody piece of shit continuing to keep getting fucked by the upper 1%.

Most people (at least 99 percent of the population). People no one ever heard of or will ever hear of. Not a celebrity or anywhere near the center of attention, but someone who could barely get on the news if they shot themselves in the head in the middle of Times Square as a suicide just for recognition that he's worth anything at all. my father David is a regular nobody because no one whos big knows him and no one gives a fuck about him or anything about him.

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008