cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

Kingston Cigar

(1.) noun: An exceptionally large joint. (2.) noun: a blunt. From Kingston, the capital of Jamaica.

(1.) Just before the party started, Baxter rolled one of his signature Kingston Cigars. (2.) Baxter used a Philly Blunt for his Kingston Cigar.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.

My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.

by Willwall November 25, 2014

cigar holster

Another name for a vagina.

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?

by docoperator November 21, 2016

Hot Cigar

The act of dipping one's penis into molten hot tar then slapping someone in the face with it then letting it harden.

"Hey what's wrong with Amrit's sister?"
"Oh, Christian gave her a Hot Cigar."

by Patarzzz November 24, 2015

Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017

Cigarring a Pooh

Cigarring a Pooh is When you're running late and have to clench to literally cut your pooh short...like you would a cigar.

*Txt Msg* - "Jon, Where are you? flights' in ten minutes!"
Jon - "Oh SHIT! sorry , Cigarring a Pooh as we speak!"

by Tanka18 April 28, 2016