butter

mild shit dribble caused by trying too hard to fart and possesing a weak O-ring. the farter then runs quikly for a saftey wipe, only to find his "butter" running down his leg. If the farter is an extremist, he will hide his "Butter" in his buddies refrigerator or smear it all over his friends walls.

I tried to blast ass but all that resulted was a large stream of butter.

I found my friends butter smeared all over my bedroom, so i had to cap that nigger.

by Abe713 January 27, 2008

Butter

Sex

'Dave gave her a right good buttering so he did'

'I can tell by the way she is walking she was double buttered last night'

'She loves a bit of butter in the morning'

'I buttered last night'

'You can't beat a bit of butter'

by babadobey January 04, 2010

buttered

To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated

"Jesse got buttered"

by Rodney Fluffer August 09, 2006

butter

Good or potent, often used in the context of drugs.

I bought some coke last night, it was butter.

by Jadem August 24, 2005

butter

A girl who has a nice body and an ugly face.

"Girl fine, but her face is a mess."
"Yeah, she's butter."

by butter-hater March 17, 2008

A Butters

(n) an alcoholic drink composed of pure Scotch with not one, two, or four, but three (3) ice cubes. The ice cubs should be allowed to melt a bit to dilute the Scotch and make it very cold.

Drinker: "bartender, I want a Scotch straight-up"

Bartender: "how many ice cubes good Sir?"

Drinker: "make it a Butters"

Bartender: "three ice cubes it is!"

by Doc Jay UCLA August 13, 2010

butter

One who turns down the clear opportunity of decent pussy in the form of sex or a blow job.

Alex was offered a blow job from a hot girl, and he said no. What a butter.

by alexisabutter November 25, 2009