Butter

The stuff that comes out of your anus following the consumption of Chinese food. Strait ass-watering food.

That Shea Yuan sure made me butter.

by jahnesta April 8, 2007

Butter

Sex

'Dave gave her a right good buttering so he did'

'I can tell by the way she is walking she was double buttered last night'

'She loves a bit of butter in the morning'

'I buttered last night'

'You can't beat a bit of butter'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

buttered

To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated

"Jesse got buttered"

by Rodney Fluffer September 9, 2008

butter

Good or potent, often used in the context of drugs.

I bought some coke last night, it was butter.

by Jadem September 17, 2005

butter

A girl who has a nice body and an ugly face.

"Girl fine, but her face is a mess."
"Yeah, she's butter."

by butter-hater March 16, 2008

A Butters

(n) an alcoholic drink composed of pure Scotch with not one, two, or four, but three (3) ice cubes. The ice cubs should be allowed to melt a bit to dilute the Scotch and make it very cold.

Drinker: "bartender, I want a Scotch straight-up"

Bartender: "how many ice cubes good Sir?"

Drinker: "make it a Butters"

Bartender: "three ice cubes it is!"

by Doc Jay UCLA August 14, 2010

butter

One who turns down the clear opportunity of decent pussy in the form of sex or a blow job.

Alex was offered a blow job from a hot girl, and he said no. What a butter.

by alexisabutter November 25, 2009