New Jersey

1. New York's dumpster
2. Leading mullet exporter since 1930
3. Home of Jon Bon Jovi.

"Those gangstas from da NYC aint seen nuffin yet. Stylin' mullets and methed up Bon Jovi fanatics... man, that's the real ghettoz. Ya heard me? New jersey!"

"He's a prick, he's obviously from Jersey."

by Goat Perversion December 17, 2003

New Jersey

Hot chicks (like Tara Reid) dudes in camaros and fast talkin hard core mofos cus they got stuck inbetween Philly and NYc. JErsey What

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

New Jersey

new york and pennsylvania's bitch

jersey devils suck

new yorker- Hey I sure do have a lot of trash I've got to get rid of

pennsylvanian-Me too, lets dump it on new jersey

by 116605 December 28, 2005

New Jersey

Toxic waste dump of a state, both literally and figuratively.

"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

New Jersey

Hell on earth

When I die, I hope I don't end up in New Jersey

by Shasta McNasta October 28, 2003

New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.

This place smells like shit, Are we in New Jersey?

by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009

New Jersey

"The Garbage State"

Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?")

Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.

I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise!

by NJSux November 22, 2004