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Pennsylvania's OTHER team 

The Philadelphia Eagles. Largely forgotten about in most of PA. A rather invisible team with no trophies or bragging rights. A team that truly always chokes at the last minute. Should be purchased as a farm team for the Pennsylvania Steelers.
Michael Vick was given probation by being forced to play for Pennsylvania's OTHER team.

Pennsylvania Snow Plow 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass hole and proceeds to fuck her girlfriend doggy style while plowing her face into the semen on her girlfriends ass
There is a storm in the forecast so I am going to call Mary and Kate and start the Pennsylvania Snow Plow

Pennsylvania smoke break 

When a guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and puts an ashtray on her back.
Jack was bored with Nicole so he decided to take a Pennsylvania smoke break.

Pennsylvania Superbowl

A much anticipated event each year. It is the hope that the Philadelphia Eagles and that Pittsburgh Steelers will play each other in the Super bowl. Both teams always seem to make the playoffs for the last 10 years, even going to the Super bowl, but never meeting.

With Michael Vick, Philly is expected to go far every year.

With Big Ben, Piitsburgh is never expected to go far.
Pennsylvania Superbowl will be epic like a 49ers-Raiders (battle of the bay) Superbowl, but this will probably never happen since both teams are never really rock solid to win their division for many consecutive years.

Pennsylvania Stow-And-Go 

When you put your dick in a females rear-quarters and put her, and yourself on your dirtbike and or motorcycle. And go for a relaxing ride down main street.
Me and my bitch just did a Pennsylvania Stow-And-Go.

Pennsylvania Salt Shaker 

When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
Hey TJ, you should of seen the Pennsylvania Salt Shaker I performed on your mom last night!