nenard

A person that is so retarded that in order for them to be told they are a retard itmust be said in their own language.

Use in conversation
Bob: wait kevin I thought you was from asia not japan!
Kevin: you must be a nenard

by sheep warrior April 26, 2014

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 6, 2010

near and dear

Near and dear is an expression meaning those who are near to your heart and dear to you - that is, your loved ones (friends and family)

Guy A - "Whom do you care the most about ?"
Guy B - "The ones who are near and dear to me ".

by Techno Crazy March 15, 2017

NESA

The stupid Australian (New South Wales) education department that has changed names 6 times in the last two years ands mission in life is to make pointless exams that stress out high school kids.

person one: NESA shit on me dude

Person Two: dduuuuuude what they do now?
one: they changed Genny maths to standard maths

two: duuuuuddee fuck NESA

by yeetyeetfuckmedead November 21, 2018

Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

nearing

1. When someone gets to close, encroaching on social distancing guidelines.

Yo! Stop nearing!

by Zolenskify April 22, 2020