Maslow's hierarchy of needs

A pyramid of human needs created by Maslow. It explains the needs of humans from the basics to the complex.

1st: Physical Survival Needs- Water, Food, Shelter, Sleep, Health, Sex
2nd: Safety and Security- Physical Safety, Economic Security, Freedom From Threats, Comfort
3rd: Social Needs- Acceptance, Group Membership, Association, Love
4th: Self Esteem- Important Projects, Recognition of Strengths and Intelligence, Prestige and Status
5th: Need for Self-Actualization- Challenging Projects, Opportunities for Innovation and Creativity, Learning

High Schoolers and young adults have a very hard experience trying to maintain 3 in Maslow's hierarchy of needs and above because most parents hate their kids. Most parents, on the other hand, raise their self esteem and feel accomplished when they shit on their kids lives.

by Steve Indigo August 4, 2006

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.

Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010

Need a dispenser here

A quote said by the Scout class in Valve's class-based FPS, Team Fortress 2.

You can say it with X + 5 on your keyboard.

It is mostly used to annoy allied engineers in your team by repeating it over and over again due to the fact that it uses only one audio file and has no other alternatives. Same voice, same tone and same pitch, over... and over... again.

Your can increase efficiency by bringing up a squad of friends with you. Just to feed the fire!

Scout: Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!...

Engineering: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP

by ItsYaBoiMat April 3, 2018

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

Needless Markup

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.

I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.

by KChristieH October 10, 2007

we need to talk

I'm leaving you, shmuck.

We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.

by ase September 22, 2003