For all of you that think NASCAR isn't a sport, try sitting around in a non-air conditioned car (which has temperatures that exceed 100 degrees) wearing a leather suit and driving around for hours upon hours. And try taking left turns at about 140-170 mph without crashing. Call me a redneck if you like, but I damn sure love the SPORT of NASCAR.
NASCAR is damn good entertainment.
by gsahfhf July 24, 2006
Get the NASCARmug. by ~*~*~*~ May 13, 2005
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The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
by population361 September 25, 2005
Get the NASCARmug. A sport that was formed in 1948. NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. There are tracks across the country of the United States. The two main types of tracks are Circle tracks and Road courses (there aren't just circle tracks, you know). The season starts off with the Daytona 500, as the biggest race in NASCAR. NASCAR has three main leagues: The Sprint Cup Series (which is the more famous), the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World series, where the drivers race trucks instead of cars. In the Sprint Cup Series, there are 43 drivers per race over a given number of laps based on how many miles the race is (Daytona 500 means 500 miles).
by GreenBaron88 April 18, 2009
Get the NASCARmug. That's a NASCAR (A.K.A. That's a car with mean/nasty people)!
This was from Markiplier's Urban Dictionary challenge (you should check him out on YouTube).
This was from Markiplier's Urban Dictionary challenge (you should check him out on YouTube).
by AshFriend June 30, 2016
Get the NASCARmug. Chaz has had a nascar
by Jake Hoadley April 2, 2018
Get the NASCARmug. A sport where white people race around a track. Literally that’s it. Rednecks drinking beer while watching white people race cars.
Dale: Hey Jim bob wanna watch some nascar
Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar
Dale: Don’t forget the beer
Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar
Dale: Don’t forget the beer
by Let’s be real May 26, 2018
Get the NASCARmug.