Nuclear wife

The female member of the now rare American nuclear family. Commonplace in the 1950s. Not necessarily happily married, but outwardly so nonetheless.

June cleaver on the popular 1950s-60s tv show leave it to beaver is a prime example of a nuclear wife.

leave it to beaver

by Pancakefield July 10, 2011

Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

Nuclear fever

When you like a girl from North Korea

Man 1: Did you hear about max, he is going out with chick from North Korea

Man 2: He must have nuclear fever

by Wild-one October 16, 2017

nuclear orgasm

When you cum so hard it splits the atom of whatever your cum hits, thus making a nuclear explosion.

A nuclear orgasm destroyed my house and I was grounded for a week.

by Rookiehours1324 December 14, 2017

Nuclear tits

1: the power plants in San Onofre
2: Tits that are so amazing, they are nuclear.
3: a terrible band in in Manchester, MD.

1: Where's that taco bell, oh right next to those nuclear tits.
2: those tits are bombing, no man, those are nuclear tits.
3: what are you up to tonight? I'm going to spargos to see nuclear tits.

by Radcode August 25, 2009

Nuclear Weapons

The best way to end a war!

We should drop our nuclear weapons on France!

by Svexson September 16, 2003