Nuclear wife

The female member of the now rare American nuclear family. Commonplace in the 1950s. Not necessarily happily married, but outwardly so nonetheless.
June cleaver on the popular 1950s-60s tv show leave it to beaver is a prime example of a nuclear wife.

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by Pancakefield July 10, 2011
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Depresbian

Not to be confused with a presbyterian, though the two are not mutually exclusive.

A seemingly depressed, relatively butch female. Typically middle-aged and married to a chubster. Realizes she can't leave him to pursue women because she's past her prime and too afraid to experiment with life.
Dude, gary's wife looks like a sad lesbian trapped in the life of a housewife.

Must be a depresbian.

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by Pancakefield July 10, 2011
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