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Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
mugGet the Blue Tomatomug.

Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.
When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.
by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016
mugGet the Tomato Splatmug.

Awkward tomato

Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"

*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
by THEawkwardTOMATO September 5, 2011
mugGet the Awkward tomatomug.

play tomatoes

When Ethan V. fingers and/or licks Mrs. Yates pussy
Cole C. Play tomatoes with Nicole V.
by floafi2626 February 20, 2009
mugGet the play tomatoesmug.

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
mugGet the Blue Tomatomug.

Eight Tomato

Ay man I tapped that girl last night and she gave me eight tomato.
by Terrible testicle July 21, 2020
mugGet the Eight Tomatomug.

tomato fetish

Seeing the big juicy tomato just makes you extremely wet/hard.

It just makes you extremely aroused
Damn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.
by Appa^ April 2, 2017
mugGet the tomato fetishmug.

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