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standard cocksucking

The best way to ask for a blow job with no strings attached just a booty call with no relationship goals P.S. does not matter what your sexuality is because it's STANDARD.
When you go up to someone and ask them what you can get for $300$ then they reply "standard cocksucking "
by LOGICALDURO66 July 12, 2017
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standards act

Legislation passed in 2010 after hooks up with girls your bed wouldn't approve of. Prohibits sexual acts with women who are not up to a certain level of hotness.
Dude, forget her shes like 250 pounds, what happened to the standards act?
by standrds23433 April 28, 2011
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Living Standard

A computer standard which changes to meet current demand -- trading out the benefits of versioning systems for the benefits of trailblazing.
HTML5 is a living standard.
by JMC43 June 25, 2018
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Moral standards

Someone who holds no moral standard sacred has no true moral standards. Just like anyone can say god bless you (or even write a song about god) without believing in any god, anyone can claim to have moral standards.
A lot of people who claim that they lowered their moral standards are full of shit, they never believed in any of the moral standards they said they had in the first place. They never really believed in the rules they behaved within, but for some reason mindlessly kept behaving within these rules, norms, and standards, unless everyone else was breaking them, then they'd go along with the crowd and do what the crowd was doing so they didn't end up standing or being alone. They would range from wholesome, plain, and almost Puritan (no cursing, arrest everybody for being human) to anarchist, depending on what everyone else around them was saying/doing. A true coward is not someone afraid to stand, it's someone afraid to stand alone.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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Low standards

Having no self respect and accepting anything regardless of quality. For example, dating a person who you know is a total jerk but you still want to be with them even though you know they're not good for you.
-Did you know that Patricia is dating Michael, that disgusting creep?

-Yeah dude, she has very low standards
by grossm4nn June 26, 2023
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romantic standard

With whom you think you're romantically compatible.
My romantic standard is Cindy so far.
by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016
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Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021
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