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The Devils Netflix

A slang term for an adult video streaming service such as PornHub.
Roger doesn’t want to make love to me anymore, he would prefer to lust over those shameless harlots on the devils Netflix.
by Mr. Macadoodles Hilton October 18, 2019
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I'll put it on my Netflix

A catch-all phrase used to show appreciation/admiration for someone's choice in film with no intention of actually ever seen said film(s).
Mike: "Have you seen Dirty Harry? It's a great film!" Heather: "No! I'll put it on my Netflix."

Heather: "Have you seen Hannah Montana: The Movie?" Mike: "No, but I'll put it on my Netflix."
by tanukisuit February 24, 2010
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Netflix

The reason that video stores all across America are shutting down. People don't want to waste time driving to the video store and spending more money than they have to, so they order netflix, which is considered more convenient. Let's face it, video stores just can't keep up.
Guy 1: "Hey let's go to Hollywood video and find that one movie about the girl who has teeth in her vagina!"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, let's just get it from Netflix, they are the only one's who carry it."
by s@ndpapermaster16f March 25, 2010
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Netflix and Alone

The opposite of Netflix and Chill

It means that you go sit in front of the TV and cry from the crippling loneliness while Netflix is playing in the background. Presumably in fetal position.
"Yeah I just Netflix and Alone yesterday..."
"Damn man how you feeling?"
"Six feet under."
by konroy November 30, 2015
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Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."
by zoso7171 May 6, 2010
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Netflux

The state of having just finished one series on Netflix and wondering what to start next. You have seen every series that your friends have suggested and your evenings seem empty and meaningless. You are afraid you may resort to drastic measures such as reading books or watching (gulp)... Documentaries.
What's wrong Denise? You don't seem yourself today"

"Oh well I'm in Netflux. I just finished season two of Orange is the new black in two days and season 3 won't be out until 2015."
"Oh man. Been there. Have you seen the Killing"
"Yes"
"downton Abbey, Madmen, House of Cards?
"Yes"
Breaking Bad?
"Yes but it was so long ago I should probably watch Season one and two again"
"Oh ya do that, those were the best seasons!"
by Linzylulu August 13, 2014
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Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.
"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."
by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011
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