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Peroni Nastro Azzurro

A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

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Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!
by SushiGoblin January 27, 2013
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Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.
Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008
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nastygram

Letter sent to an individual or organization in professional "business-angry" style, expressing displeasure about actions taken, or lack thereof.
I sent a nastygram to my cell phone provider regarding why they've not adjusted my account, and they were pretty quick to fix it after that.
by Ben Schumin December 12, 2004
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Nastassja

A girl that has an amazing talent in sports, really anything she does. She's companionate. She makes a mess of many things, but over all she's lovely. She's a gymnast, if she's not, she should be. You know what that means; she's flexible and has a nice butt. She'll love you, no matter what. She can easily break you though, be careful. She loves kids and kittens.
1.Dude, look at that booty!

2.Yeah, man, I know that's Nastassja.
by Jazzlyn. August 30, 2013
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Big N' Nasty

1. A more appropriate term for the Big N' Tasty.
Hello, welcome to McDonald's, would you like try a Big N'Nast...OOPS!! I meant to say, Big N' Tasty???
by Aqueas January 20, 2004
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Sick nasty

Sick Nasty is not merely sick nor just nasty, it exceeds all expectations of awesomeness and creates its own arena of wild. Sick Nasty is pure awesome in its truest form.
Holy crap man that pie is SICK NASTY.
by Joshua Elliott Long March 15, 2007
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nastigram

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me
I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.
by chuck price May 24, 2006
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