kiss my ass

Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.

I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".

kiss my ass by T.Chick May 19, 2014

piss out my ass 

in one episode of south park, le petit tourette, there is a character that repeats the phrase piss out my ass and piss in the ass. this is followed by numerous recitations of the word piss and ass

piss.....ass....piss out my ass

piss out my ass by zzoldan January 13, 2008

Piss come from my ass!!! 

Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.

"Whats up, South Park guy!"

"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"

Piss come from my ass!!! by FattusB April 2, 2010

Fuck my ass 

1. As a self insult, usually used when making a stupid/careless mistake.

2. During sexual intercourse/pornography, usually when a woman is horny.

Teacher: Caden you lost 3 marks in your math exam due to careless mistake.
Caden: Ah, fuck my ass!

Woman: Fuck my ass!
Man: Ok.

Fuck my ass by Eat hen February 27, 2019

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

blowing smoke up my ass by RSD July 7, 2006

Suck my ass 

For all the haters who think they are good and better than everybody else.

"And then I said suck my ass!"

"Give me a time and place slut!!"

Suck my ass by Illuminati August 25, 2014

Eat my ass 

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

Eat my ass by holveck July 12, 2018