Mutt putt

The finest marine vessel that ones self could captain.

Gee i wish i had a mutt putt like max's

by Salochin November 25, 2015

Fleece Mutts

When your milk bags hang down to your belly button under a sweatshirt. Former sweater kittens.

When I motorboated her fleece mutts, it registered on the Richter Scale.

by Salty Capers November 22, 2021

Slut Mutt

A guy who consistently seeks the companionship of slutty girls.

A guy who prefers to date sluts.

See: player playa dog hound whore-monger

Tyler spent the evening on the net chatting up multiple sluts trying to arrange a hookup. He is such a slut mutt!

by TriciaB. May 30, 2011

mutt rag

a rag used to clean up kent juice, queef juice, spilt beer, chesse farts.

Ted haus me that mutt rag so I can clean up all your moms kent juice

by Teddy Chester Chesee October 12, 2008

tangy mutt

A vagina or "mutt" with a particularly strong piquant flavor or smell. One that is sharp like citrus or the smell of sea air.
An acquired taste that is sometimes coveted but often disparaged by philandering play boys.

Wow, that's one tangy mutt you have there love!

by trainian October 07, 2022

Grady the mutt

Looks like a wolverine

Grady the mutt hunkered down like the rat it is

by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024

mutt breath

A purest of pures

A person who is a mutt of a brethian
And is a full blown mutt with the breath of a thousand assholes

That cunt is a pure bread mutt brethian

Or “absolute mutt breath … what a pure bread

by Swartman October 27, 2022