Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.

I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.

by carsonsux August 9, 2021

3 musketeers

3 friends who always has eachothers back and would do anything for eachother. They all know eachothers secrets and have inside jokes. Who ever messes with one of them messes with all of them. Nothing will break the trio apart not even a dumb boy. They like to use words periodt, go off, we stan her, boo-, and girl bye. They always use emojis 😌😭😼🏃🏻 ♀️. They are popular but don’t consider themselves popular. And they’re always in the group chats or invited to hang out. THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!

random girl 1: i wish i had a friendship like the 3 musketeers
random girl 2: yeah they’re all so pretty, wish i was them

by 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ October 12, 2020

kongo musket

when a man puts something in a womans mouth and fucks it down her throat with his dick

" ah man i gave this chick a kongo musket last night, she was gagging like crazy!

by craze495 November 20, 2009

rusty musket

The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.

Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.

by 1Munkie1 May 25, 2011

dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!

by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007

Musket Shot

To put a small stick like object in and out of your dick hole and cum hard enough to break a window.

Edison did a musket shot and broke his neighbor's window

by edmond383 February 17, 2015