Daily Mail binge

A temporary period marked by excessive reading of the daily mail, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks and matters.

"Have you seen his web history? It's article after article of the Kardashians, Taylor swift, 'posh and becks,' and Kate."

"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."

by Josh G July 8, 2014

chain mail

MEGA GAY.

if you send chainmail, you're probably a little kid, or you're just extraordinarily retarded.

Always fake. i get 82273 emails a day. 82262 are CHAINMAIL. annoying.

it makes some people believe they'll become rich or they'll die if they don't send it.

"IF YOU DONT SEND THIS cHAIn MAIL TO 699669 PEOPLE IN 0.0000272 SECONDS a LITTLE GIRL GHOST NAMED RHINOCEROUSFATATH WILL BURST THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND MAKE YOU MEGA GAY"

by king explosion murder March 21, 2020

Mailboy

A strikingly passionate boy with gifts of golden words and heavenly musical talents. He has been taken from normality delivered as an unearthly being to the world, although still he contains his humble humanity. Most see this boy as the perfect being and until you look into him instead of at him do you see his flaws, his calling of unhappiness. For the few that do look inside they only wish to help this mailboy and return the normality to his life.

A mailboy is an unfortunate musician taken by the deliverance of the postal service.

by xoxoCandacexoxo July 14, 2009

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003

mail

A bay area California term used to describe money.

"get your fetti, your scrilla, your scratch and your mail...holla at me boys cause I got game to sell"

by B Smizz June 7, 2005

mailbox dog

tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.

"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"

"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"

by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

Mailea

Very Beautiful Girl with beautiful hazel eyes and loves to dance. Her favorite food is Sushi and Japanese. She loves the beach and to listen to music. Shes an amazing girl you will never forget.

Mailea is the most amazingly beautiful girl i've ever met.

by Super-tyty February 6, 2010