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Muslim Humor

The Pakistani rioters who set fire to a Ronald McDonald statue exhibited a fine example of Muslim Humor.

Muslim Humor: the absolute lack of a sense of humor.

The utter inability to laugh at any type of normal comedy, satire, joking, risibility or jocularity.

And the knee-jerk homicidal reaction to any form of kidding or chiding or teasing, especially when it comes to an aspect of their religion.

Coined as a 'polar-opposite' kind of definition, meaning: "There ain't no such thing".
The quintessence of Muslim Humor would be the worldwide, dismally-joyless, flagrantly-hysterical, and depressingly-violent over-reaction to the mild lampooning of the "prophet" Muhammad's image in 12 Danish editorial cartoons, several of which mocked Islam's founder, the most notorious being a black and white drawing that depicted one "stereotypical Muhammad" as a 'bomb-turban'-wearing proto-terroristic figure.

SEE: *~@):~{> (A sardonic emoticon related to the controversy.)
by Edo Van Ede May 11, 2007
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Mascara Muslim

A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.
Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.
by PBCHLS92 February 11, 2010
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muslimfag

1:Allah Akbar Death to America GOD IS GREAT! I hope I can get still get into heaven for my 70 something virgin men even after my friend knowingly fed me pork.

2: See you in hell muslimfag.
by religiouslyReligious December 18, 2009
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muslimoid

Derogatory term with alien connotations for a member of the Muslim faith.
Habib is a dirty muslimoid.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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neo-muslim

neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination
The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.
by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010
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Messianic Muslim

01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.

02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".
Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.
by Freak Gringo November 21, 2019
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Muslim

Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.
by Cortana Dragoon June 11, 2006
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