Mokey Loped

Where someone has gotten "beasted" or as you say "OWNED BITCH" it goes in several ways.
(i think it was originated by african americans.)

Duuude..-The dude got mokey loped. Totally.

Ni%%a!- that ni%%a got mokey loped like mad shit YO! snoop dawgy dog.

ROFLMOKEYLOPEDOMG- You just seriously got mokey loped

You: "Ya know, the guy got so fucking Mokey Loped"

Bob Barker: "THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

You: "WHERES THE THEME SONG BOB?"

by KRATOSGODOFPOOP March 29, 2010

MOKE

Moke is a combination of marijuanna and tobacco typically placed in a "bong" and smoked. This word is usually used by teenagers in california.

Moke-heads are the worst.

Snap this fat mokie!

fuck, i'm sorbing so hard off this moke snap.

by Adam Kinmont May 26, 2007

anti-masker

An individual who does not believe in the effectiveness of masks to slow the spread of disease. They say that mask wearing is an act of fear and draw their bows so long, they equate the mandate of mask-wearing as psychological control by the man. Paradoxically some anti-maskers will show a particular reverence for the hallowed N-95 mask as these masks have both an “N” and a “95” and are made by 3M. These “masks” are often classified as respirators so some anti-maskers consider them acceptable especially if they have that hard plastic thingy on them.

“Why are you wearing a mask? A face mask won’t prevent you from getting covid-19.”

“That’s not how they work.”

“They are too porous and the virus can come through.”

“That’s not how masks work.”

“And the virus can just come in through your eyes, so you need to be wearing goggles too.”

“That’s not the point.”

“Plus the the virus can come in through the sides, but N-95s totally work, they’re made by 3M, and they’re green, and they have the hard plastic thing that makes them a respirator, not a mask.”

“I can’t believe I’m related to an anti-masker.”

by JJ Seldron April 17, 2020

mobkey

A very large mob with keys to your house in which they will come and murder you.

Oh crap, the mobkey is coming!!

by Orangatang April 30, 2006

moke tita

A girl from the Hawaiian Islands who is a "native", or a wannabe native. She tends to buy her "nice" clothes from T&C, Forever 21, or Charlotte Russe. She buys her "super nice" clothes at Hollister. She tends to write things on her facebook or myspace basically stating how badass she is; how her girls are better than your girls, or random lines from rap songs that relate distantly to herself in some way. She probably has a kid already, or will have one early in life. She goes to Sandies or Makapu'u but does not go specifically to catch the waves. She talks like a local, but can switch it off and on for different occasions. If someone talks shit about her, she makes a big deal about kicking that girl's ass, because she is such a "bad ass". When she gets drunk, she turns into a hot mess. She has had a lot of issues with girls that have not liked her in the past. Most of her closest friends are also moke titas.

Look at that moke tita calling that chick out for talking shit about her.

by The #1 moke tita of Hawai'i April 12, 2010

maskery

A family name known to be a descendant of a hobbit. Maskery's are normally found running around eating poptarts and wearing cavemen outfits. Eventhough they are small, Maskery's have a large intelligence.

Oh look theres a small person, they must be a Maskery!

Is that Freddie Flinstone or a Maskery?

Is Stephen Hawkins really a Maskery?

by bumblebee22 May 11, 2008

McSkeet

The ultimate form of evil and destruction. The offspring of Adolf Hitler and Bruce Willis. Only achievable after large amounts of rum. Only weakness is cute adorable kittens

"Holy Fuck it's McSkeet!

by Doug Powell January 7, 2009