A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008
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Monkey Monkey Monkey
• Monkey-monkey
• monkey monkey football
• monkey monkey sal
• Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon
• monkey see monkey do
• Monkey see monkey do'd
• the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire
• Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
• fun monkey (aka front monkey)
To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
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Some one how has a wad of money with 1 or 2 hundreds on the outside and a lot of ones on the inside. He is always flashing it around trying to impress people, most people realise the guy is all front.
by knowman April 3, 2008
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Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!
by specimengold November 8, 2013
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Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."
Joe - "What are you doing?"
Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."
Joe - "What are you doing?"
Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."
by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008
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