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the monkey

The monkey is a primate, which means that it is like a person except smaller, dumber, louder, hairier, and it (in most cases) lives in trees and has a tail. Monkeys are sometimes food for the chimp, a superior animal which enjoys war, fornication, the use of primitive tools, and hooting.

"Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following:
-stealing things, especially food
-hurling excrement at people (see also politician)
-comic mischief in general
-cocaine
-hooting
That monkey stole half my bananas! Yesterday he stole half my melons! The day before, he had his tribe launch a volley of monkeyshit at my customers! I'll get that damn monkey!

A KKK rally is just a bunch of drunken monkeys.

Look, the monkey is making a speech again on TV! He's not very good with English, but maybe he could learn sign language like that gorilla everybody loved.
by jazzriff October 29, 2005
mugGet the the monkeymug.

That's monkey

cool, or awesome in some sense
Terry: like my new guitar?

George: yeh dude! that's monkey!
by Seanfromthatoneplace January 18, 2009
mugGet the That's monkeymug.

monkey

A person who steals from acquaintances. Everyone knows that monkeys love to steal.
"That boy is nothing but a sly little monkey."
by Slippek February 25, 2004
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkey

1. Used to refer to a female's private parts
1. Brian told me that Chad likes to eat that monkey
2. Shake that monkey hoe (too short)
by Portia January 2, 2005
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkey

"Isn't it sad that we have two monkeys running for president right now?"
by SeanH October 5, 2004
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkeys

A term meaning "extremely cold" when referring to the weather, or general atmospheric temperature.
It's monkeys in here, turn up the heater.
by bopx is me November 30, 2010
mugGet the monkeysmug.

monkey

Generic term for any person. Usually, but not always, used as a mild insult.
Hey, you! Monkey! Get over here!
by EtB July 12, 2004
mugGet the monkeymug.

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