Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.

person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin

by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023

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mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

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The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

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