The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

Mondo

A deer with extremely large antlers. Noticably bigger than basket racks and slightly larger than gangi's.

That buck is a real mondo, not like the gangi's all the other guys shot.

by NoGangis September 30, 2020

Mondo

Massive poop

That's one Mondo you landed

by Yourfriend121212 December 27, 2022

Mondo

A very attractive woman or man.

Penelope Cruz is mondo.

by menepoopoo May 16, 2018

Mondo Mexicano

The words used to describe the enormous smelly shits you take after consuming questionable foodstuffs in the country of Mexico.

Holy hell billy flush next time will you?You left behind one Mondo Mexicano you left behind.

by PUBG December 28, 2017