Skip to main content

ROCKY MOUNTAIN DEW DROP 

when catching your partner asleep and masturbating on them
dude i got my woman back last night when she she wouldn't give me any so i caught her asleep and gave her a rocky mountain dew drop

new mountain dew 

A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.
"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"

"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"

Gay Slushy Mountain Dew 

A saying used when you see heterosexual men doing something gay.
"Dude what is Jim doing to Tad.... Gay Slushy Mountain Dew!

Steak and Mountain Dew 

Michael's favourite choice in a menu.
Send some straight away with your halo action figures to his address, or the ongoing war against the Machines will be lost, and the sentinel will tighten it's grip on the young marionette for all eternity.

SEND STEAK!
Michael begged the population of santa monica for some Steak and Mountain Dew, and went into hibernation in the small island of New Zealand when no one find him any.

HOT MOUNTAIN DEW 

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.
I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

hot pockets and mountain dew 

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.